A horror in three acts. Lesson 1: When there’s something somewhere for free, there’s always a catch. However funny that clown may be. Lesson 2: However big the promises, they will never live up to your expectations. Lesson 3: Don’t ever ask, what happens during video conferencing outside your screen’s […]
Nichtober 2020
A pun in German. The german word for werewolf ist “Werwolf”, which becomes “Wer?” (“Who (is there)?”) and “Wolf!”.
This scene I wanted to paint eversince I got my first earworm of this epic Coolplay classic: When she was just a girlShe expected the worldBut it flew away from her reachSo she ran away in her sleepAnd dreamed of parrot-, parrot-, parrot-iceParrot-, parrot-, parrot-iceParrot-, parrot-, parrot-iceEvery time she closed […]
10:04 a.m. in Germany … Half past nine: eating Knoppers. After ten: food coma. Explanation: This joke refers to an old German advertisement of the Knoppers sweet.
This wouldn’t have happened to Doc Brown. His calculation were always precise. But what can you expect of a duck?
That was not how the big yeti had planned it. Desperate he shouted at the mountains: Echo, echo, from the wall,Who is biggest of us all? Whereupon a thundering echo came back: Yeti, thou art of bigness rare,But Snow-white living in the glenWith the seven little menHas a thousand times […]